With all the dating sites out there why do y’all decide to try ruining a good thing we have here with the nonsense 🙄🙄🙄

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Can’t imagine hitting on someone on this app. What if they’re ugly? Or they work for Deloitte?

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I can attest to the fact that women are drop dead gorgeous in this bowl. Men on the other hand are basically yesterday's sad toast

Glassdoor folks must be having a blast reading some of the perverted stuff we girls get in our DMs.

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Not sure if I should apologize for my debauchery or charge you $$.

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We should post their DM ridiculousness publicly. We never promised confidentiality!

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Oh yeah, good point. They would report us until we’re dead.😖

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Ahahaa. It’s in our nature. Humans corrupt EVERYTHING.

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Because there’s some thirsty, shameless mf’s on the bowl. Two years of limited human contact + anonymity = dumb things get said.

No spicy DMs here. Maybe I’m in the wrong bowls 🤣

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