work during quarantine: month 5

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Mine is like that too, except there's a box at the end that goes "work day ends, panic and does actual work till 1am"

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Multiple kids here, 9pm-1am is 80% of my total productivity.

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You lost me at “turn laptop on”

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You need more work.

I would like speak to your manager.

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all my work gets done between the hours of 8am-12pm and 4pm-10pm

i’ve never been happier

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More like turn laptop on. Sit in work chair. Don’t stop working for the next 16 hours.

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Da fuk. What is this life.

My version: wake up at 7am, log on by 7:30 and see a backlog of emails to get through that came in overnight.

Work like a dog until 10pm. Smash a drink and smoke some pot so I can turn off my brain for a few hours.

Fall asleep, rinse and repeat.

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work has definitely slowed down for me 😬

i am fortunate to still have a job

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Stop spying on me!

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Bruh! I need this life! I can’t even afford to be away from my laptop for more than 2 mins 💀

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You need to take breaks my friend!

We’re all living the same life

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The reason I resigned was the sh^^head manager and project.
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