How do guys get STD's? Like how does the chlamydia get inside the little tip at the end of your penis? I think STD's might be an urban legend.

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Really??? No wonder Deloitte just had 3 rounds of layoff... Just wow...

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Three rounds and apparently this guy survived. Just our luck.

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Just like saying putting in just the tip won't get a girl pregnant

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This is a new low.

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wow

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Troll

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Beauty school drop out, go back to high school...

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^ LMAO 😂

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Omfg

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You get it by sticking things into places that are dirty. And there is Google.

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