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It’s bizzaro world out there. LinkedIn has become Facebook with real names (mostly anyway) and work history.

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Pro

Buddy…

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This dudes job title is “retired DC bureaucrat open to work”. He proceeds to claim to know that the entire democratic platform is to destroy capitalism so the government will be forced to take over retail.

I wish this was made up. The comments are just as tone deaf.

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Me too, Zach

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Wut?

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Posting an April Fools joke about an April Fools joke is quite meta, but it still makes you look like a twat.

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I’m just going to drop this here

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Happy Easter!

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sure it's an add, but stuff like this seems like a joke

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Commented on a CCO friend’s post on LinkedIn, jokingly called him & his agency “dicks” for having/making an amazing idea (like you jerks, how come I didn’t come up with this, congrats etc), and Li… more

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Linkedin turning into Facebook 🤣🤣🤣

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Lol what happened to work hard in silence, let your success be your noise.

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Omg…

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Never let a good crisis go to waste. Even the death of your stepfather.

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Seriously, you can’t make this 💩 up

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This is so stupid. In response to a push for greater work life balance he responded by telling people not to do things they would not do if they intend to keep their jobs. Weirdo

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There was a time where this type of description would appeal to me. Now it just translates to a lack of resources and poor organization.

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In case anyone is looking to “seed” a team… 🥴

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Scott is the gift that keeps on giving

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Wild comment by a CEO- Stole content from X

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2nd 1/2

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Hello, my children. It is me, Bowl Leader. I made this bowl on whim based on a comment on a post I made in another bowl. Here we are less than a year later and I’m genuinely shocked by its growth. Tha… more

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🥴 Why lol.. like for part two.

Grammarly needed much?

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Posted again anyways...

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Now the world also knows you can’t spell. SVP knew it wasn’t easy…

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love it

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Long post but… 1-10 how inspired are you by this urine story on LinkedIn? 😂

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Give this man his 35 large immediately.

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Anybody else saw that CNBC article that states that the “Open to Work” banner on LI is a red flag to recruiters?

Source:

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Always good to know at least someone is looking after me…😈😈😈

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Here’s an idea: why don’t YOU or your SIBLINGS mow the lawn instead of your dad? I would hope at least the 32 year old “child” is capable of taking over this chore for his father.

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“Elite friends” 🤡

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Oh gawd …

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Does anyone actually care what this lady does in her free time over the past month or am I just an a$$hole? 🤔

We get it, you’re being super productive during your layoff. Meanwhile during my layoff, I got drunk and fell asleep on the couch with chip crumbs all over my chest and woke up at 2pm the next day and wondered where the hell I was.

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I mean, I agree

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Manager: Here you go, an internal award for your good work. Hope you….
Analyst: Say no more!
LinkedIn:

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Hired!

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Why manifest a job when you can just manifest what the job provides for you instead?

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How many times?! Kids aren't content you absolute weirdo!

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What have we come down to 🤯. People on linkedin are posting about their first deployment and how they were successfully able to store files on S3.

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