Commented on a CCO friend’s post on LinkedIn, jokingly called him & his agency “dicks” for having/making an amazing idea (like you jerks, how come I didn’t come up with this, congrats etc), and LinkedIn flagged me for violating community standards. Guess there’s no algorithm for nuance & context.

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I got reported for calling myself a clown and using the 🤡 😂

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LinkedIn wants you to have more respect for yourself 😅

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They don’t want to pay a human to police it….

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All social media is like that now. Can’t speak your mind without violating some guideline.

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I mean i dont think its completely unfair that u shouldnt be using the word dicks or jerks on LinkedIn even as a joke and even tho u do come from a creative background

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Yeah LI has definitely become weird in the past 3-4 years. I’ve been on it since 2011. Nowadays I hardly use it because the things allowed to be said on there are atrocious.

And the things that you can’t say on there are growing everyday.

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