Here’s an idea: why don’t YOU or your SIBLINGS mow the lawn instead of your dad? I would hope at least the 32 year old “child” is capable of taking over this chore for his father.

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CEO of Pray dot com. LOL.

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Well he should pray that one of them kids finally learns how to use the lawnmower 😂

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Does “credit” at the bottom mean someone else took the photo or this is someone else’s dad and he copy and pasted their story? 😂

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I’m pretty sure it’s the latter. Clout is a hell of a drug.

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I don't know how you got up the nerve to put this out for the public to see! If your Mom has bad knees, I'm sure your father isn't far behind, seeing as they're around the same age. While you sat in your cozy, ergonomically correct computer chair, watching out the window, your Dad slaved over the lawn for probably the 5,000th time in his life. Choosing kindness doesn't mean watching someone else do something nice and then compliment them on it; it means getting off your own butt and being the doer of nice things!

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Perhaps the kids live out of town…?

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lol it’s in my nature. Lawyers as perceived contrarians yada yada.

I’m just pointing out that people are jumping to conclusions without knowing all of the relevant information —some of which would undermine those conclusions.

Anyone can be CEO these days.

Sunday night motivation

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Totally missing why this is cringe. I think it's a nice story. As a divorced person I would be grateful if there was kindness like this between my ex and I. It seems really healthy.

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It’s cringe because the guy on LinkedIn is using someone else’s story.

If he's CEO then I'm king of the world.

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