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There was a time where this type of description would appeal to me. Now it just translates to a lack of resources and poor organization.

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Translates to, "we will provide no direction and expect you to make it up as you go because the company doesn't know what it's doing but if something goes wrong, it's all on you"

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Oh boy reminds me of when i was intern that was responsible for the entire upkeep of all investment data for a firm

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Dentsu 1

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Chief

Finance and accounting is TOTALLY the domain for seat-of-the-pants, move fast and break stuff approaches to things - TOTALLY.

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Visual Storyteller

I read it as “you’ll work 12 hours a day and perform multiple jobs.”

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Deloitte GPS consultant range? I’d heard they are slightly higher than the rest of the big 4 in the public sector space

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Has anyone successfully been able to get a salary increase at their current firm because they had an offer from a competitor? Any tips? I’m in a very hot area of cyber if that helps.

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$210k TC in Bay Area (Consulting) or new offer: $220k TC in Austin (FAANG)?

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Best way to prepare for SHRM ?
Any tips or resources that helped you pass the exam?

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works at KPMG

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Joined Accenture Strategy team! Happy to help if anyone needs a referral:)

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How long does Quest Global take to release offer letter. Why are these HR people not releasing offer letters on the date they say.

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works at Cognizant

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I am on bench from 1 nov 2022. I am PA.

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Does anyone have a lead on / advice on finding PM positions over $220k/yr? It seems like most positions I’m targeting are closer to $150k and I’m currently at $190+. I’m not sure I qualify for big tech Director level (would be open to and great for startup Director Level)…it seems I’m a great fit for many Sales Ops / GTM PM roles but most I’m finding promote the ~$200k+ people internally and the job reqs are ~IC 4/5. I’ve designed and implemented many successful worldwide programs.

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Rising Star

Deloitte MBA manager salary? S&A

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a Senior Manager

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Feedback on DTCC culture and compensation at D/SD level ?DTCC

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I am struggling big time right now. At my wits end and frustration is increasing by the hour.

I’m looking for someone in the UX industry (preferably NYC) to chat with on how to navigate going forward.

If anyone here can lend an ear, please message me or comment here and I will start the pm. Thanks everyone and have a great day!

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Hey all! Looking for a Freelance Senior Designer with strong 360 degree marketing campaign design and art direction experience to join us on Etsy's Brand Team starting early April for a minimum 3 month engagement. US-based remote. Please send your resume and portfolio to slevy@etsy.com.

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Books on human psychology that have affected you. I'll start: influence, sales Bible, on killing.

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My #1 peeve about agencies is the old school habit of emailing everything. The most efficient offices leverage task/mgmt platforms to manage workflows/bandwidth. Crowded inboxes of nonsense = WASTE.

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How long can you go without having anything to do before you get laid off?

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Visual Storyteller

I have an offer for banking project. But they need me to relocate and work from client's location. How is it to work from client's location ??
Note: project is really good
Accenture

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works at Deloitte

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Folks up by 30rock, what’s your favorite happy hour bar around that’s not swamped with tourists??

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works at Tata Consultancy

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Hello fishes, to join in wipro passport is mandatory like they mentioned in onboarding as my previous organisation(payroll company). it is not mandatory so i dont have a passport and my joining date is april 28th

any suggestions what to do?

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Can anyone help me with what's the range of pay for SMTS in VMware ? Also, which factor matters more to vmware for deciding pay range, experience or title?

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works at KPMG

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Noob investor here. I messed up and need some advice. Invested in Alibaba (BABA) around $245 average cost because I believed in the business but now I’m significantly down…what should I do? I have half investment in my individual brokerage and half in my Roth IRA (I know, pretty stupid of me). Am I screwed long term?

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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a Chief Product Officer

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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a Vice President

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Anonymous User

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Enthusiast

Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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a Senior Consultant

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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a Senior Manager

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Visual Storyteller

Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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a Manager

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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a Management Consultant

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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a Business Intelligence Developer

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Visual Storyteller

The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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works at EY

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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a Manager

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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an Associate Director

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Enthusiast

Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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an Associate

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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There was a time where this type of description would appeal to me. Now it just translates to a lack of resources and poor organization.

Translates to, "we will provide no direction and expect you to make it up as you go because the company doesn't know what it's doing but if something goes wrong, it's all on you"

Finance and accounting is TOTALLY the domain for seat-of-the-pants, move fast and break stuff approaches to things - TOTALLY.

I read it as “you’ll work 12 hours a day and perform multiple jobs.”

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