There was a time where this type of description would appeal to me. Now it just translates to a lack of resources and poor organization.

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Translates to, "we will provide no direction and expect you to make it up as you go because the company doesn't know what it's doing but if something goes wrong, it's all on you"

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Oh boy reminds me of when i was intern that was responsible for the entire upkeep of all investment data for a firm

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Finance and accounting is TOTALLY the domain for seat-of-the-pants, move fast and break stuff approaches to things - TOTALLY.

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I read it as “you’ll work 12 hours a day and perform multiple jobs.”

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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This is the very definition of privilege

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Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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