Raging lunatic

Holy shit. Linkedin people should not make any comments or recommendations about sports whatsoever. I cannot believe how awful these suggestions to discourage tanking in the nba are.

When my house is burning down in an apocalyptic wildfire, I think of how I can turn it into a LinkedIn post.

This is not the standard cringe on LinkedIn, but saw this post from the person that does coaching for our company’s leadership and curious if I need to reach out to them because whatever they were told is completely wrong. We have had no such growth at anytime in our company and I know we have no way of measuring the impact of coaching on sales because currently our marketing team can’t even track return on ad spend. It’s just a weird post since I know no aspect of it is true.

Does this count?

Elon-hate aside, calling the death of a potential suicide bomber “tragic” is wild.

Get back to work, slackers.

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The Linkfluencer thought process… “how do I exploit family tragedy for more engagement this week?” P.S. this post came with an image of the OP swimming.

If you're not willing to tattoo your contact info on your arm, are you really even marketing? They're gonna have to explain QR codes to their grandkids when they ask about the tattoo 😂

Follow me for more examples of winning cold email copy. 😬😂

Right.

What sales trend does everyone hate the most on LinkedIn? For me, it's these nonsense motivational quotes, who falls for this?

I'm a Data Analyst with exactly zero experience in anything resembling a healthcare field. Do these people even bother to check out our profiles?

Woah! Self confidence right there..

Well

Ha! Does anyone accept connection requests anymore? I can't remember the last time I received one of these requests from a legitimate person. I am convinced that 85% of users on LinkedIn are just brands trying to sell you something

Not necessarily a cringe opinion, but a little cringe to post it on LinkedIn and potentially cringe if you see one of your coworkers liked it on LinkedIn

Anyone can be a thought leader on LinkedIn nowadays.

She even claimed to have read all 5000, yes, 5000 resumes for a single job application.

Just when you think you've seen everything... there's someone who's claiming they can see everything! 🤯

Bonus pic of humble king in comment. He has TWO wrist watches so you know he’s super rich and interesting and not at all insecure 🥰

Minutes after the fight and there’s already a post on resilience, grit, and the power of never giving up 🙄 homie had this one saved up in the drafts

Classic Broker

My college roommate posts stuff like this everyday… but the comment was so well deserved (pics in comments)