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I.e. one person to do the work and one to talk about doing the work. Sadly, this is not news. It probably contributes more to marital breakdown than success.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Dear fishes,

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Be Brave!

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The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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It's the "loves this" for me

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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God is so inspiring...

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