Bonus pic of humble king in comment. He has TWO wrist watches so you know he’s super rich and interesting and not at all insecure 🥰

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But wait, there’s more, “This also works in coach!”

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No tie for the ladies ;))

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In my many decades of life & travel, never have I ever asked a well-dressed someone “hey, what do you do for a living?”

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The AIs have finally become sentient

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I cannot possibly fathom being seated next to that suit and tie dweeb and thinking “wow that looks like an interesting person I would like to start a conversation with”

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Solid advice tbh

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In case you missed it, he wants people to ask him “hey, what do you do for a living?” ;))

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Only old people talk to their seat mate.

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Ppl in sales roles truly are a different breed. Gawd love em because they make the business wheels go round, but on my very best day I'm not talking to ppl on a plane. (Although I'm also sitting in coach with a hoodie on...)

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Ironically, guy behind him is also in first class, is wearing a “don’t give a sh*t shirt” and I guarantee he doesn’t GAF what the dude does for a living.

I mean, it is a Kyle.

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Alternative business tip:

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I kinda like these rebuttable posts haha

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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