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He wanted a different character from his daily Patrick Bateman character.

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I don’t even know what to say. Eww

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Yuck

He sounds like a worm.

Wait…? Does he look like Timothy? I need to know.

I saw that post and was WTH 🤦

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Looking to see how much other Provider Enrollment Specialist make including what their company's invests in their 401K

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How do they verify your health status when getting life insurance online?

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If you had $200k cash, would you drop in the stock market or buy an investment property?

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Company offers 200% match on the first 3% of 401k contributions, vested immediately. How is that relative to other firms?

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My company allows contributions to both traditional (pre-tax) and Roth (post-tax) 401k. Is it better to split my contributions between the two? For example, I could contribute 3% to Roth and 3% to traditional (my employer matches up to 6% total but that can only goes to traditional)

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Quick poll time. How old are you and how much debt do you have? Credit cards, student loans, vehicle loans, mortgage loans, etc., etc.?

I'm 31
$8k in debt (All credit card. No mortgage currently, but looking to buy. Car and student loans are paid off.)

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I’m planning on getting my real estate license this spring! My biggest hesitation is that I currently live downtown Chicago and do not own a car. I really do not want to buy or lease a car as the area I live in requires a garage spot to park. Is it realistic to believe that I can be a real estate agent in Chicago if I rely on Uber/CTA?!

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Robinhood is going to be the patsy in this one. The funds will continue to be fine.

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House flip question

Hey all newbie here. My husband and I are living that Double Income No Kid life wanting to (Financial Independence) Retire Early.

Both in tech in the Bay Area. I’m in Arizona visiting family and am thinking of an investment property. Does anyone have a book/course/video that they personally have used and recommend for flipping houses? I want to do some research there’s a lot of content out there.
Thanks a bunch!

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Hi Fishes, I have one question for you.

What are avg 2 sharing PG rents in Bengaluru?

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I’m new to this crypto stuff. I’ve been using Coinbase and GDAX in the past few weeks. Where chanI buy XRP or OMG? Any transfer option from GDAX?

Won’t the proliferation of digital fiat currencies created by central banks (US, England, China, Sweden) make bitcoin’s success inevitable?

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I have a 401k still in the Deloitte plan. What are your thoughts of rolling it into my current 401k or leaving it where it is?

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Has your firm restored your pay? Is it worth considering jumping to another firm that is going to pay you what you’re worth? Don’t know about the rest of you, by my student loan interest rates aren’t getting any lower.

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What's your biggest net new account this tumultuous year?

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Hi all,
I have a small creative agency that I have built over the last 4 years. It’s been a rollercoaster when it comes to revenue, making it hard to predict finances & pay myself consistently. This year has been particularly financially stressful.

The thought of closing hurts my heart and my pride and can feel like wasted time. But financial stability vs time freedom is rough.

I also recently got a full-time job offer for $200k base with excellent benefits. It’s tempting. What would you do?

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Anyone have a good tax person in Philly

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Hi Sharks
I am 25 years old with in hand salary of 1L(just from last month) and i want to buy a term insurance plan. My questions are:
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2. Is it wise to include health riders in insurance plan to claim for 80d or just chose health insu
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What are some of the investing must-reads that you'd recommend?

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Men - what are the best socks out there? For work/casual wear and workout.

Hi all, Which company to go for in terms of job security? Accenture or FIS Global I am into Cybersecurity and have 3yoe. I am hearing all recession news...so a little anxious to know. FIS Global Accenture

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Dear Nappily Ever After,
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Pay, prestige, and career progression of Nous Group in Australia?

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Anyone else think big end of day drop? Scary weekend to hold long through

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I have got an offer at Tiger Analytics for the role of a Senior Consultant in Analytics Consulting. Is it good to join Tiger Analytics at current market situation? CCTC - 20 Offered CTC - 30 YOE - 8 Deloitte Tiger Analytics KPMG PwC EY Amazon Accenture

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Putting in notice next week - should I give a written notice? How formal does it have to be?

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Nice try Accenture.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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