After a long week, watching the new Dave Chappelle stand-up episodes on Netflix. Man I needed this laugh. 🤣

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Haha same! "I drove around Detroit giving all of the homeless a pack of bubble gum so they could chew it and STILL be hungry."

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I want to make "Shut the fuck up!" money.

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I liked he OJ bit

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I can't say I'm a white guy and get a bank loan!

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Instead of handing out bravo awards they should let us have 30 seconds to yell at the person of our choosing. "Shut the fuck up" awards!

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He saves, but he still rapes 😂😂😂

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What a jerk! 😂

The second episode is even funnier!

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