All these layoffs are getting too spoopy for me👻🎃

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Damn tough crowd. I thought it was a fair question K1. C1 seems salty

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Dressing up as a pink slip would be the scariest costume this Halloween

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….n sing “Pink slip Pink slip.. everybody gets a Pink slip”

3.5% unemployment. Layoffs are anecdotal at best

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Not enough yet

“Ssss-poopy”

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Is that you, Macaulay Culkin?

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