best luck! to both the hiring manager and whoever’s gonna be hired

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

- not looking for 9-5. 11-3 sounds like plenty.
- not just the paycheck. Also want healthcare and other benefits.
- don’t prefer solo at all. My dog is always nearby. I love working from home.

Am i hired? It sounds like I’m a perfect fit !

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Please give credit where it’s due. Show the poster. They’ve earned it.

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lmao i found it. if you search his job title his profile is one of the top ones 😂

This is pretty normal for startups.

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They probably think so.

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You know. I appreciate that they are up-front.

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Is this for a job selling knives door-to-door?

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What does quantitative advisory services even consist of?

I think they advise us how to serve our quantitative overlords.

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