Bravo Deloitte 🙌 Laid off a Senior and a year later, offer staff/intern position. Consulting or insulting🥴

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That is literally disgusting and part of the reason why I am counting down the days before I can keave

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Tough crowd!

You’re so lucky! What are the odds of being accepted into Harvard, twice!

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Kindly tell them to f*ck off.

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Remove the “kindly” and go full on Gordon Ramsey tbh

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Not sure I understand. You were let go through no fault of your own because the job was downsized... now there’s an open spot and they’re giving you a first shot and your response isn’t to be glad that the company reached out to hand you a lifeline if you needed it... it’s to be upset? How would you feel if you hadn’t been able to find a job? Too proud to take a step back in order to put food on the table? I get that this isn’t the same as ‘09, but have some perspective.

And no, companies aren’t required to do this after RIF.

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@EY 1, if EY let you go during a pandemic, then offered you a janitorial position a year later, would you "have perspective"?

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Deloitte recently tried to recruit me for 50% under my current TC because, and this is a direct quote, "Our superior culture needs to be taken into account when you're considering the full equation. We really are the best firm to work for."

Deloitte can f*ck off.

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You should have asked them which one of the utility, supermarket, or credit card companies can you spend the superior culture you would be taking into account?

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You're better off elsewhere. Screw them.

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Didn’t realize companies were even required to try to “offer” back employment to employees they’ve laid off

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Could be a CA thing.

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I would honestly send to a PPMD you're still friendly with and let them know while you understand the idea in principle and that it was probably designed with positive intentions, it's on the face of it pretty insulting and they should let recruiting know this may not be the best approach.

If you really needed a job and were willing to take a lower level role, you can always apply for one. But they shouldn't come back and suggest you start your career over because you were let go due to a global crisis.

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I have a feeling this was designed with zero positive intentions and 100% intentions of “can we get them at a lower salary” or “there is a regulation that we need to offer it to them hence let’s make it so unpalatable that they say no or we save money if they say yes”

Zero chance this was done with positive intentions.

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Always Deloitte

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Wow... is this for real??? So glad I turned down D in the past

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With Deloitte people leaving in groups, and those who are still there s*ting on the culture here every day, and these PR disasters, what are Deloitte partners thinking? They have destroyed the brand and don’t realize this is not a long term business model. Soon they will have to beg for talent.

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They were definitely Deloitted to re-meet you!

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Who comes up with this crap? Partners or HR?

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Follow the money.... partners

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Wow, applying there right now and this is major turn off. Thanks for sharing and I’m so sorry.

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It’s such a strange approach! Why not just be polite? Don’t put yourself on a pedestal. We all will do our due diligence and aware of the environment. Just me transparent!

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*slow clap

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Damnit I’m starting with Deloitte next month. What happened to the prestige?!

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It's okay, there's still time to try and settle for Harvard.

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I hope someone posts these message on linked in. Tagging Dan. Hoping you will reply with his “deloitted” comment.

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This is Deloitte Tax not Consulting, so Steve would be the better person.

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Hi Deloitte - what a great offer! F$-k you very much!! 😘

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What is going on at Deloitte now? Man I’m so glad I left

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What the hell? Did they hire some high school bullies to draft this email?

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Please reply back to let me know your thoughts NOW.

Signed,

Biff

Lol doucheloitte

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