CPO at our recent town hall introducing her to the company started off by saying how her and her team are, “building a culture of trust.” She then spent the next 10 minutes outlining how they will be tracking our badge swipes and sending weekly reports to our directors telling them who was in office and when… 😑

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Beware of "leaders" who make hypocritical statements like that. If they want the trust of their employees, they must earn it. Leaders who earn the trust of their employees will gain a workforce that will work harder for them. If the leaders don't trust their employees, 1) they are not leaders, they are micromanagers and 2) the workforce will leave to find a better company to work for.

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At the end of the day there’s just more respectful ways to monitor productivity than treating employees like inventory

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They trust the swipes.

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Swiper, no swiping

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CPO - I trust you will swipe your badges accordingly to reflect accurate attendance. By increasing office presence, we will achieve the steps necessary for greater success outlined by leadership. Any questions?

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That is a crazy level of micromanaging…safe to assume they’re monitoring your emails and mouse movements as well for productivity

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Woowww how do they not recognise the hypocrisy 😓🫨

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She sounds inept. You trust me but I’ll look over your shoulder.
Sounds like a time for a job change. Life is too short to work for management that is incapable of messaging.

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