Delta Diamond Medallion, didn't get upgraded. Sitting in between brother and sister who brought their own seat belt extenders. FML. Double Woodford please.

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Lol fuck that shit. It's 95% laziness. I make exceptions for genetics and illness.

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Very thin silver lining

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Oh goddddd I feel you. Probably the same thing those two things beside you say as their fat oozes over.

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How dare you fat shame! /sarcasm

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At least they're prepared

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I am AA executive platinum and I was number 11 on the upgrade list.

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At least it's free?

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Sick!!!

Their own seat belt extenders?? I have to look them up! Hilarious....

Honestly, I used to be fit and started slipping in college but working in consulting has motivated me to get better simply so my travel is more comfortable and my suits look better.

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KPMG2, what flight were you on? That's cra cra.

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