Folks remember to mute notification properly. Anyone got funny story on notification pop up during demo 😂

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This is the most important PSA you'll read all day 😂. One of my idiot friends loves text bombing and will occasionally rapid fire 10-20 inane texts at me just for the sake of being annoying. Real thought-provoking stuff like "Dude." "Grilling hot dogs right now." "Want me to mail you one?" "🌭." "Is a hot dog a sandwich, a taco, or neither?" "In 300 words, please explain your answer." He was over caffeinated or bored one day and sent like 15 texts while I was in the middle of a Zoom meeting. I didn't have Do Not Disturb on and the constant dinging brought the meeting to a standstill until I was able to shut it off. Luckily I wasn't screensharing, so no one saw the rambling, but I've made sure to turn DND on before entering a meeting ever since lol.

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Nice nice. Yes dnd is important. I had a coworker once who forgot he was screen sharing and pull up the chat on the screen saying “this guy did an idiot” while customer was on call. It did not go well 😂😂

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