For everyone trying to work from home with kids today.... tell us something your child did today, but call them your coworkers.

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I asked my coworker if they needed to go peepee in the potty NOW while my videoconference with 25 people was not, as I thought, on mute.

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My coworkers shit in their pants again.

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My coworker had a meltdown because she couldn’t watch puppy dog pals.

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My coworker shoved his entire fist in my mouth after forcing me to let him sit in my lap during a VC call

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My coworker used a red lip stain to ‘paint’ a heart covering half of her face

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Both my senior and junior coworkers never flush the toilet.

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While on a string of early conference calls, my coworker with five years of life experience went downstairs got a step stool, went into the freezer, found ice cream sandwiches ate two and gave my other younger, 3 years of experience coworker, a bag of Goldfish. This was at 9am after a supervised first breakfast at 6am. #unsupervisedsecondbreakfast #twoparentstryingtoworkfromhome

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My coworker shouted from the bathroom “I pooped corn!”

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