Wish I were staffed on a project in a city known for clubbing and other debauchery. Vegas, New York, New Orleans…
Just "wolf whistled" instead of saying my name on a client call. My young female client took it as a compliment.
Checked into hotel. Went to hotel bar. Charged drinks to the room. Asked for a room change because the view was shit. Let's see if I get charged. *I mean my client gets charged
Don't even care that I am going to be waking up at ungodly hours and that i'll be running a project for my least favorite client... because I'll be in Chicago baby!
When it's your second day on the project and you already get screamed at for trying to be helpful
Any recs for a new, easy bar drink to share with a client. Jack and cokes aren't too becoming anymore (I guess). Thoughts?
Is it true that EY is saving on travel costs by parking motor homes outside client sites? Genius!
When the VP of Technology leaves in the middle of your post merger integration project ✌🏽
Opinion: relationship (unspecified degree of commitment) with someone on your project team...yea or nay?
What are some of the oldest tools or technology you've seen at your firm or a client that needs desperate upgrading?
I'm starting to hate the word "client." It's starting to sound weird to me now. You know, like when you say a word multiple times. Client. Client. Client. Get it? This job is making me insane.
Don't you guys get frustrated when we get emails from leadership saying how well our project/firm is doing, but all we get as reward is their useless thank you email
When the client comes in hot trying to prove you fucked up & you have proof in writing that they told you to do it. HUZZAHHH🎉🙌🏻💃🏻
Everybody I know wants to get out of this project. It's only this project or you guys too???
When the world's most unorganized manager hits you up with project requests at 10 p.m. that could've been delegated at 3 p.m...
Today's meeting with the client, "... ultimately we would need the solution. You need to grab this by the b....neck" *awkward silence* *faint snigger* Me - I get the girth of the situation now...
First week on the project and I find out the client office's zip code boasts the most murders per capita. Lovely.
7:30 Friday night at client site. Email from manager: "do you have any downtime this weekend?" Response: "It is this weekend."
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Where is a new build???
Post for push testing
Second time southwest has saved the day after American fucked up and cancelled my flights. Exec plat but I'm a southwest fan now
Currently on bench. Friend works as recruiter and has side tech consulting project work i could do part time. ACN policy against that?
Looking for graduation gift ideas for a female friend in the range of $500 - loves luxury goods and jewelry but seems to have most things. Thanks for the help!
Seems like a trend here. Lots of peeps on the bench + layoffs at a bunch of firms = recession is coming
Anyone in the Financial Investigation and Dispute Services practice at RSM? How has your experience been so far? WLB?
Consulting, the only industry when you are simultaneously the product, the sales team, the finance team, the operations team, and the customer success team. Thinly stretched, not me...
If I have 1-2 years of professional analytics experience in the tech industry (Silicon Valley), would should be my salary range when I move into industry?
You just might be a consultant if you can rattle off the upgrade policy and routes of every major American airline from memory.
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