Me when the new hire I’ve coached opens their mouth in a client meeting

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This is disturbing on so many levels.

A) God doesn't stay in heaven.

B) What did you do to that minion!!?

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It’s Steve Busceminion: The Creator himself

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Trying to figure out how much salary I can ask

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I equally can't tell if this firm likes having me or wants me to quit.

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Has anyone moved from consulting to a project management role within industry?

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Hello !

I am looking out for a project switch within Accenture.
My primary skills include MSBI development with hands on experience in Power BI.
Total Experience:3 years.

Tools : Visual Studio, JIRA , Power BI , Microsoft SQL Server , Github.

Please DM in case of any leads.

Thank you

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Hooked up with a manager form different line of service and now I came to know he is joining my team.

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I park in handicap spaces

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How do I consistently make my girl finish

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Deloitte:20.5
Virtusa:24
Brilio:26

Could you please provide some insight to make a decision ?it would be much helpful.

Virtusa Brillio Deloitte USI

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Sent from my iPhone

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