Hi single parents! How do you cope with being the NOT preferred parent? They say a mom and son bond is unbreakable but my son always chooses his dad 🥲 no matter how hard I try for our relationship, he always misses his dad even if they spent the whole week together. I love that their relationship is strong, but still hurts to know he’s fine without me but not his dad!

Why doesn't ACN give bonuses to new hires right away? How do you expect a college kid to move to a new city w/ no funds? 😑

Child crying at the gate at 6:45am- bad morning to have forgotten to charge the noise cancelling headphones. #rookiemistake

Child on my flight playing a learning game with no head phones. "Touch the h... Awesome!" Once we're in the air it will be "touch that Q one more time and I'm breaking your game"

When my maternity leave is the only "real" vacation I've had in years

When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.

Lol you know he's the one when his dirty talk is "Baby, I'm from MBB." #nohate #allfun

Note to self, dont have a baby during busy season again...

Confession: I'm a new mom traveling and nursing my baby (pumping at work). I'm starting to think the reason I still nurse is to leave the 20 person conf room and go sit in a quiet room for 20 mins.

"I guess if they have to work on the plane they deserve something" - mother with running commentary of people not sitting in economy class

For Deloitte, they cut the Adopt-An-Alumni and Culture Cash budgets. Anyone else nervous about their job security??

Which work-paper is "your baby"

Playing hooky from the office sitting in a park. Kid is running around with a stick pretending it's an airplane. I miss the good ol days.

Sippin on Coke and rum, I'm like so what I'm drunk, It's the freakin weekend baby I'm about to have me some fun

Just boarded my flight. The kid behind me is counting to 100 for some unknown reason. What are the odds he makes it to 100 before I throat punch him?

Started informally mentoring a kid from alma mater last fall and he got an offer today in this recruiting cycle. He's super excited. Now I'm feeling guilty of being a kool-aid drinker. FML

I'm pregnant with my managers child 😳

About to take an offer at EY. Want a baby soon and saw the great news about increased parental leave. Question is, can u use vacation time consecutively with it? Right now most on leave take 5 months

I have a food baby and all I want to do is 😴💤

Fucking crying baby on my plane. Why can't there be a families only airline

Female, 26 and master degree(meaning just got out of school), I am so tired of my mom nagging me every week about getting married and having a kid. I am a kid, it's hard enough to provide myself.

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What are some good companies to work for in Dallas?

How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?

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Hate conference calls that drag on for hours.

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