How long would it take me to get fired if I start a www.RateMyClient.com? Trying to save others from this misery. Have to work all weekend 😑

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It might bad fire with one of our clients making RateMyConsultant.com

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Lol that’s actually not a bad idea I hope you do it

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Do it. I'd even be willing to help

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I vote for a viral excel sheet version, a la 'media blacklist'

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This is literally the best idea ever.

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*back fire

Working the weekend too here.....

I’ve heard of ppl sabotaging projects with bad clients intentionally so they can get rolled off

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