How many of us would be immediately fired if our mute button malfunctioned? 🙋‍♀️

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Mute button is a myth!!

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I f*cked this one up hard but was luckily most senior on an internal call when it happened. Plenty of sheepish laughs as I apologized

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😂 at least the client wasn’t on the call

Without question

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🙋

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Or the stop video button, I can tell ya that

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