How my boss / ecd would look at me the past several weeks before finally getting laid off Lololol

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People losing their jobs? Could be funnier. Try the ending a few different ways and let’s chat next week.

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If things go well for you that will be you someday

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A little casual ageism thrown in for good measure. Kids these days.

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👆🏻asshole. Hope you don’t plan on aging ever.

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Nah I’m hoping to get cut from that shitty project. Take the big bucks I just made and go to Europe for a few weeks while all the full timers are hating their lives, lol

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Lol found the non-full time employee. Have fun being the first cut from a project! 👆

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Haha I call it “getting the wrinkles out” at work!

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Death is funny

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In-f'ing-credible. Even included a screenshot of the you're-not-fired email and everything.

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