I always delete my posts..i feel so harshly judged..only the recruiters seem to get the thumbs up..its like can i keep it real and still get a job...all the recruiters gving advice..please get back to work,people need jobs out here.I mean, what i really gotta do? Take you out to lunch ? You want the D?

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