I can’t tell if this is about cookies, flexing his Rolex or some obscure life lesson

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Definitely not flexing his command of the English language.

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100 bucks that’s a Canal Street “Folex.”

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He chose to pose like that for a picture too. That's not a candid shot.

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He's not even good at baking -- the cookies have too much oil and spread 😂

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10/10 times he doesnt wash his hands

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She’s not amused b/c if she keeps eating cookies at 10pm, she’s gonna lose her girlish figure and get dumped.

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those cookies look remarkably like slices of bread

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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