I can't wait to post one of those weird animations on LinkedIn, congratulating myself on my new role, and then ignoring all the DMs from people asking me to hire them. 🤴🏼

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Me again, post layoff

Awe don’t ignore the dms - you never know when you’ll be sending them

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@GCD1, cool

Not cool

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