I was visiting another one of our offices when I heard someone fart. I stopped and looked out the office door. I didn't see anyone. I heard it again, except louder and longer. Still don't know who it was, but all I can say is "WOW!"

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That’s what RTO is about.

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I was gonna say, couldn’t have been HR because they’d never be in the office 🤣

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That’s one of those moments where you just have to pause and appreciate the mystery and the power. Clearly someone out there is walking around with both confidence and questionable cafeteria choices.

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Hilarious!!!

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Sounds like you’ve been eating too many gassy foods yourself!🤣

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I once worked with a lovely older gentleman who had an office and obviously some sort of digestive issue. He passed gas loudly several times a day. I often wondered if he thought we couldn't identify which office it came from or that we couldn't hear it. Thankfully, I was never close enough to smell it.

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WOW!

Oh lort they probably thought they were alone. Wear bells next time.

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