I’m a F and I just left Trader Joe’s. I picked up a box of pineapple juice. While I was walking to the register, 5 guys looked at my juice, then me, then smirked. What’s so funny?

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Someone getting lucky lol

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I think if you walked to the register with roasted red pepper tomato soup, they’d still smile

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I think you know why

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Whole nonsense about eating pineapple/drinking juice and xxxxx tasting better after xxxx job

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Man you guys are really fired up about this juice

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Just to clarify, you went to TJ's just for a box of pineapple juice?

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I think you’re a man and this is fake news 🤔

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Men don't work in "Human Resource"

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You should have asked them if they wanted a taste 😂

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I can’t even …. 😂🤣😂
Just don’t put it on your porch unless you’ve done it purposefully and know what it means

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She was getting the juice for me guys alright. 😏








Now we can put this to bed.

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Were you holding the box upside-down? 😂

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Can anyone confirm if pineapple juice trick works

It does

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