I'm on zoom meetings all day every day with the zoom "touch up my appearance" setting turned up to the max. So now I'm shocked at how ugly I am when I see myself in a mirror.

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Wait until you got back to the office and your coworkers realize the difference.

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Best feature ever

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You are not alone😂

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I recently did a podcast on Zoom then an interview on Streamyard. I suddenly aged 15 years!

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Man, I wish Microsoft Teams had this feature.

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