I'm trying to hook up with my friend's mom (51F). She's gotten divorced and hasn't been in a relationship for 2+ years. We're already pretty close, but it's more casual. Can y'all provide some tips on how to woo her given my age (25M)?

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Amen 🙏

Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me?

Yes ma’am I am.

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At your age you should probably be focusing on changing job from BA. that role has got no future, neither your relationship with your friends mom.

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Why is this in the marriage advice bowl lol. In all seriousness though, I hope you’re not super close with your friend because I don’t know how willing they will be to keep hanging out with you if you’re hooking up with their mom 😂

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It will be an upgrade from friends to family. Not many will be keen, though

What a goat

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Please keep us updated on your progress!

You say you’re close - are you close enough to hang out for dinner? Or go for a drink?

Are you getting any flirtations back at you?

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Was awesome!! 😍 We ended up getting dinner too. I maintained eye contact throughout, touched her hand, etc. Conversation was great, I kept making her laugh. Both of us were super tipsy, and eventually started kissing like crazy. So much passion. Almost aggressive, haha, she kept biting me. Got warned by the restaurant, so we continued in the car. It was absolutely electric, she's so hot and special. If she weren't on her period (a bit surprising) we would have taken it all the way. Hormones were out of control.. fr fr - I legit have the bluest balls rn 🥵

Dude, you best talk to your friend about this.

Idgaf, I'd literally murder one of my friends if they even thought it.

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Ex friend as soon as he/she finds out.

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I’m sure OP did the math on this - must be worth it

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I can only imagine how your friend will react when you say, "Your mom gives great head. Your father clearly taught her well..."

Or better yet, "Check out this video I made with your mom!"

Please post video of either of these scenarios. Thanks.

Is she a cougar?

Anyone remember the SNL skit “Motherlover”?

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