Lame, my Chase Reserve card only came in a standard envelope... #firstworldproblems

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OP you are a complete loser

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Don't worry OP. Even though I cannot empathize with your lamentation, I still recognize it as a side effect of the world getting richer and better, which is a good thing. It's ok to have high expectations as long as you don't take out your disappointment on others.

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(I think D1 had higher expectations for this thread.)

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Why would you want your credit card company to waste money on fancy disposable envelopes that target mail for interception? I'd much rather they pass the savings onto their customers.

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Mine came delivered by a chase motorcade, are you saying not everybody gets it handed over that way?

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Mine was metal, in a nice box, and dropped off by helicopter. Plebs 🎩

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I still have a plastic card 😭

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I'm still plastic too.... when do the metal ones come???

Interview of a Chase exec by TPG indicated by EOY. One of my friends has lost four of them so far and is currently on his fifth. I can't get my first one...

Eh, haters gonna hate but doesn't change the way my illogical feelings are haha. And I think if you call chase and ask for a new card they'll send you the metal one, should be in stock now

My card is actually made of sapphire... and it came in a sapphire encrusted box. Jamie Dimon hand delivered it to my house. No big deal bro, we are neighbors on the Vineyard.

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