Thinking about putting a dead fish in the vents before I peace out next week. Anyone else pull a senior prank before leaving? 🐟🐟

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I don't know, with how petty, gossipy, and backstabbing most of the management is in my office, it's definitely more like a sorority house instead of a frat.

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Ah, the office douchbag. You’ll be surprised how few people are sad to see you leave.

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It seems like you are contributing to the frat/sorority house culture rather than trying to change it.

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Weak prank. Do something legendary

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Small world Be very careful what you do!

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Lol is this even a question? How old are we, 12? This is so immature.

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Don’t do this. The professional workplace isn’t a college frat (which I was in).

Put tape under the partners mouse (or those that still use a mouse). They’ll have no clue why it doesn’t work and bug tech support. Someone did that to an SM in our office and it was hilarious. It was all in good fun though (he laughed about it after)

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