My client sends me dad jokes and this one is killing me.

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Lol this is the type of joke I would say. As I get older i notice i get more and more corny. Then again I was born on the cob...

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I love your client. You are lucky! ❤️♥️💜

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Oof I feel this so hard. It feels like this month has dragged on forever but at the same time it's crazy that it's already February.

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In honor of Groundhog Day - What did the French groundhog see when he woke up? His Chateau....... lol

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No but seriously

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So accurate because it was too much lol it turned 2/1 and I told myself you can breathe nowww

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You have to love dad jokes and the people who send them. Sounds like your client is fairly easy to work with?

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Easy peasy, very level headed.

I keep seeing this around. What happened this month that has made January so rough for everyone Has it been busy in your respective industries?

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