My girl just squirted for the first time in her life, feeling pretty successful.

Although I had to explain to her it was a normal thing and nothing to be embarassed about.

Dating a mid 20s girl as a mid 30s dude is an interesting thing.

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Well done Sir

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This is the type of dedication I need to put into my actual work.

Well done!

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Proud of you both 🤣

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WHY ARE MEN SO OBSESSED WITH “SQUIRTING”???

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What happened to finding bladder control a sign of youth and attractiveness?

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What’s the obsession, you would be successful without her squirting too if you know what gets a particular woman off. I have never squirted in my 31 years but I have had some of the body wreaking best orgasms.

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Lol! At body wrecking… lol! What happens to the body during body wrecking orgasms?

Wait until you read all the scientific literate that tells you it is pee from her urethra.
Overstimulation that caused her to pee herself a bit.

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Pee never hurt🤷‍♂️

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Niceee. From PiV or fingering?

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There’s always something new to learn in this bowl 🤣🤣🤣. I have never seen PiV before.

My ex used to squirt each time. And very easily.

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👏 way to go King

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It’s all about the angle, guys. Set your girl on a table or dresser and go to 💦 town

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All about the right angle, PL1

Walk me thru ur finger routine

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A2 for the win!

I don’t like when my woman squirts cos then we need to change the sheets🙃

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How is she in her mid 20s and still not know squirting is normal?

I’m a woman!

I personally have never squirted before, but I know that squirting is nothing to be ashamed of! American s3x ed has really failed us 😪

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My hero!

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