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RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

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How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

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You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Because he was standing out in his field!

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Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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