Oh boy, I bet those random 300 connections are sorry. Whatever will they do now?

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Well maybe if she didn't accept random scammer connection requests, or follow a ton of people with nothing in common, then she wouldn't have this problem?

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And I smiled. Because they just didn’t get it.

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Sending a friend request

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I bet they're just completely heartbroken lol

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I guess it matters for a political science major. Need flesh to pound

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if youve been talking to someone for 3 months and u catch them in a lie by stalking their friend on IG, should you call them out or is that too crazy

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Has anyone had a client request zoom and virtual house showings?

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Recommendations on how to simultaneously pay off student loans and invest?

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It’s not that I don’t have any motivation, it’s just that the motivation that I do have right now is aimed at not working...

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After you give your two weeks notice, someone asks you what firm you’re going to—do you typically tell them?

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Do customer success roles get h1B sponsorship? Is that a rome aligned to strategy? Or operations?

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Hey everyone,
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Any fish in SF

Visiting Boston in a few weeks if anyone wants to grab a drink!

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I’m sure this bowl can help me.
Does anyone remember flat, round water bottles from the early 1990s? Like for school kids? They had some kind of ice pack that you would freeze and it kept your water cool. And then you would squeeze it to drink?
I think they came in neon colors?
All the cool kids had one. Not me though 😏.

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AITA? If my SO of 1 year wants to get a dog, do I get an opinion? We don’t live together

Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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