Role call: never shat on a plane

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Farted like a motherfucker

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It's not that hard to hold it in for a few hours

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Never Forget: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/someone-did-a-shit-so-bad-a-british-airways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475

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Though... This coffee is about to hit me

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