Since a lot of us are spending time with our kids and we could all use a laugh, here’s your parent joke of the week...

What time should you go to the dentist?

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My child only recognizes one time to go to the dentist: TIME TO DIE

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Which part of an apple pie does a dentist enjoy the most?

The filling.

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Why did the dentist call the vet?

Because he needed help with his canines.

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What is the most lucrative kind of dental implant?

A buck tooth.

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Who is a dentist’s favorite comedic actor?

Jim Caries.

Why don’t dentists get electricity bills?

Because they use molar power.

Why did the dentist cross the road?

Because I can’t be bothered thinking of any more of these.

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