So long and thanks for all the fishes: the accompanying consulting farewell poem

Hopefully is possible to zoom in and is legible

Is there a slack group for Kellogg admits?

We Are Hiring!

Systems Engineer (JR154545)-6-8 years previous Salesforce application development or support with a minimum 300-seat environment handling full scope of CRM, case management, and platform maintenance. Salesforce Administrator (201) and Platform Developer I

Data Engineers, Slack (JR155003)5 years of experience designing, implementing and maintaining relational / data warehousing environments (custom or structured ETL, preferably working with large data environments)

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Just me here hoping that slack never adds the “read” notification on messages.

What website can you use to play simple games over zoom (Chinese checkers, chess, checkers)?

Seeking a producer running the in-house production arm at an agency for AIR’s next panel discussion. Topic: Best Practices working with Freelence Directors and Sales Reps. Please message me or comment below. Chat is this Monday on zoom. Thank you!!!

AIR is hosting our next Straight Talk panel discussions on Monday 3/15 on zoom.

Topic: Producers & Reps: Pain Points & Pleasure Points … where we dive into what works, what doesn’t, what makes the best rep & producer relationship and how can we be better partners for/ with one another.

Seeking freelance or staff producers interested in being a panelist. Kindly DM. Thank you!

Zoom meetings have been fantastic. I can highly recommend my home group SOS. 7:30 daily. Great way to get grounded as you start your day.

Hi Dance Teachers! What have been your favorite “get to know you activities” over zoom on the first few days of school?

Just realized I hadn’t had an in-person interview since 2019. I’ve done multiple zoom interviews and was onboarded remote in 2020. About to see a real person today! Wish me luck.

I'm having difficulties connecting with my team over Zoom, and I'm feeling lonely. Anyone else?

Has anyone gone through the Breeze Airways panel to interview? Can you give me some insight? Is it a panel of several interviewers asking me questions OR several candidates being interviewed at the same time? It's being held on Microsoft teams but they have been very vague about the specifics. @breeze airways

Hello people, I have 8 years of working experience in non it field although my education throughout is IT related. I want to switch to IT now particularly in abap but since I don't have the relevant experience so what salary range can I expect or should I ask for from my employers of new organization???

I’ll start hooking up with someone with no intention of dating them because of red flags, but if the sex is good I want to lock it down for the future (even if we are not compatible in our personality, I’ll start to see them in a positive way and flirt more since it makes the sex even better)! The guy starts to think I want a relationship (which is half true) and then distances himself. Anyone else go through this cycle?

What’s it like at Verizon?

Boyfriend and I have been dating for ~1.5 years and we still only spend weekends together. I want to move in together at the 2 year mark but bf thinks it’s too soon... just feels our relationship is stagnant and not going anywhere. Any thoughts from ppl who’ve gone through similar situations?

Thoughts on AdEx ?

How many years does it typically take to become a controller at an investment management company? What’s the salary like from your experiences?

Is the Pee Tape real? And if it comes out, what happens? Nothing, right?

Hie fishes
I recently joined nagarro
I am under one project code but not assigned to any project
Is that means I am in bench or project
Is that count for bench period

How to book seat for office at Pune location?I am a new joinee and planning to go office once in a while.Kindly help guys

Hello! I’ve been in Compliance now Dow approx 6 years and want to make myself marketable. Besides a JD what other masters can I obtain?

Any other RD applicants to CBS still waiting on an interview decision?

Anyone has a good rec for improving SC in a really short time. Test in 2 weeks and still not getting half my SC questions right. CR and RC are at about 80% accuracy.

Worth applying for a gmat waiver versus submitting a sub-700 score or just not apply round 1 in hope score goes up?

Gmat: 690
GPA: 3.34
CPA FDD Manager effective 10/1
Post mba goal: IB

Also looking into Executive Assessment before round 1. Any advice appreciated.

Really curious to know if you gain a different amount of knowledge depending on if you work for a union or private. Does anyone have any input?

Anyone joining Citi on 5th dec at Pune location?

An order by President Trump will temporarily limit a variety of visas, including some that immigrants use to enter the U.S. to do work ranging from landscaping to tech.

Filing for marriage gc, does the sponsoring spouse require a copy of birth certificate or is passport fine?

Anyone have consulting experience in Austria? I’m moving to Vienna and trying to get a sense of salary for an experienced SM in management consulting. Any insight? Thanks!

May I get 11 likes for DM please...

Last night I was asked why I left PwC by PwC folks and I responded "because PwC is shit". 🤦🏾‍♀️ And that was before any alcohol touched my lips. Anyone else have awkward dinner convo stories?

Masters baby what a time

Definitely not a fan of Westin's "Eat Well" proposition. I'm working in the room at 2:00 AM and the most appetizing menu item is a cold turkey avocado and arugula wrap. I just want a burger and fries!

Is SWORKIT good?

Deloitte 🐟：when's the cutover week for YE utilization calculation?

You know it's a slow week when the highlight is when your comment to a fishbowl post gets more upvotes than the initial post

Actual bliss: Being drunk and snowed in with chocolate and Netflix

Have any of you been part of any aviation trouble -such as emergency landing, bird hit, engine failure, go-around, hijacking etc? Has it been on a work related flight?

Just MD things: putting the entire email ask in the subject line, and writing “see title” in the body. Signed with “sent using Apple Watch”. 🙄

Tax senior wanting to go into consulting at Deloitte. What do I do? Go.

So should we apply now for the chase sapphire reserve even though the 100k bonus isn't listed anywhere? Or wait until it's actually in print?

Can someone help with the base salary range for a 6+ years experienced finance professional with FRM and CFA certifications in Big 6 firms in Advisory practice?

Also, what should be the expectations for joining bonus during the current times?

Most effective ab workouts to do at home? I know a bunch of different ones but looking to do more impactful moves in a shorter amount of time

Looking for advice fish fam. Deloitte vs EY-P. Same level - Manager/Director. EY-P pays $50k more for base and maybe $10 to $20k more as bonus. Currently at Deloitte. Is the extra $60-$70k worth giving up my network? Plan to stay in Consulting and hope to make SM/SD. I have a family and my wife is a homemaker. So money does matter. Would have left easily for an $80k bump. Wouldn’t leave for $30k or less. Don’t know what to do with $60k. Pulling my hair out here. HELP Please!!!

Does anyone have any book recommendations that have helped them become a better consultant ?

I tried asking this in my own bowl with no responses, so seeing if other consultants have run into this situation. I’m on parental leave, I got an offer for another firm, great opportunity and pay. How does one go about a resignation mid-leave when you would start the new job before the leave ends? Two weeks notice or just say I am not returning effective the day of the new job? Any things to consider besides potentially repaying the employer healthcare premium?

2yrs of post-undergrad experience at D and have offers from two FAANG companies. Worth it to stick it out for a couple more years to open up more offers down the road, or should I get out while I can?

Ok IBM, start rolling out mandatory office days and no work from home, let's see how this goes.....

If I end up quitting after maternity leave, do I have to pay back any of my leave benefits? I guess I could ask HR, but wouldn't want to throw out any warnings.