Something is wrong in Miami. I’ve flown out of MIA 2 times in the last month and I have seen over 10 women appear to be in terrible pain. They weren’t able to sit down at all while we waited to board or during the flight. What is going on down there? Coronavirus is devastating Florida.

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BBL maybe 🤔

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This is what it is. Pretty common for people to fly down for a day or two for the surgery

Drug mules?

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Is this a joke?

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Actually cases have been dropping for the last 8 weeks

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Real bad hangover?
I've been there. Miami, yes.

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I live in Miami and have 0 idea what you’re talking about

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Hm, I looked at the post, thought 'wtf', and then I looked at the title, ah yes, KPMG strikes again

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Definitely BBLs

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Believe you are correct, it’s big business in Miami

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Was Kevin Hart a pilot? What plane let them fly standing up, other than Soul Plane?

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Florida Man strikes again

Too much anal in Miami

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