Watching 50 Shades, if I were *that* unprepared with a meeting with a CEO, I would have been fired/dismissed on the spot, smh

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I was recently watching 50 first dates and was thinking how dumb it is. 🤔

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I'm not a fan of 50 first dates. I don't understand how people like it. I think it's super depressing.

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25 minutes in, this movie is so bad holy shit

How many times have you gotten yourself off while watching?

0, I stopped at the 25min mark because I had a meeting 😂 but I’ll let you know if that changes

Not if youre screwing him lol

Where do I find myself a young, hot, billionaire CEO

Well, she was in college, so nothing to fire her from.

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