What in the interviewing hell is going on here? Would anyone actually want to work for this guy after you learn how much he loves his little mind games?

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This dork doesn’t do any of this

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Haven’t heard the word “dork” in a while but it sure fits perfectly 😅

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I feel like this sounds like a scene from step brothers 🤣🤣

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I remember my interview with this guy! He offered me the job based off my excellent finger painting and prestidigitation. Unfortunately I had to decline because Fozzy Bear is the only clown I will work for! Wocka, Wocka!

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This person had two paths in life and I do have to say I'm glad they went with this one instead of serial killer.

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This was written by Dwight schrute

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I was about to say the same thing. Heard Rainn Wilson's voice in my head as I read it, lol.

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And oh, don't you worry, it keeps getting worse...

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It’s a joke. Next?

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I once had an interview similar to this by a CEO. I ended up getting the job but nearly turned it down because of him, the HR director convinced me it was just an interview style and it’s really a great company to work for…he was wrong and I happily quit after a few months. I’m a top performer and I don’t need to bow to torture for a job when I’m headhunted nearly weekly. An interview is a two way process, when they show you who they are, believe them. Top talent won’t jump through hoops to get hired.

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and worse

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Wtaf

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Dude watches too much Criminal Minds

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Idk. If true they oddly have my respect and curiosity. Maybe even admiration.

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I would if it was female. Can't vibe with male boss like that.

Sounds like a sociopath…

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It’s giving buffalo bill. Did he make all candidates apply lotion before or during the interview?

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I wonder who pays this tool. They should stop

I think this guy is the head of UPS customer service.

His reasoning at the is not wrong though. Anyone who has managed humans, most skills can be taught but personality is for life.

Sounds like someone with mental issues

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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I woke up today tired.

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I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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It's the "loves this" for me

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