What’s the funniest thing a kid has said to you?

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1. You have that light skinned stare.
2. After I she asked and I told her I wasn’t pregnant, “Well, you look pregnant.”
3. Do you and Ms E play together when you were kids? I am in my 30’s. She’s in her 70’s.
4. You’re a baddie. Do you know Ice Spice? You’re a baddie like her.
5. I have that bleeding thing.
6. Did you know whales have no nipples?

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Thank you!!! I love a good laugh 😂

Today I share with students that my chickens were laying green and pink eggs. Not believing me, a student asked, “No offense, but are you color blind.”

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A student once asked me if I live at school because they thought I never left. It's funny, she really thought I was always there teaching

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I see my students from afar and it’s obviously something is up. I’m ready to lay down the law when they crouch down behind the stairs. When I reach them, they pop up singing “Happy birthday to you…”. My birthday is in October. They know that. They end the serenade with a water bottle popper.

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Mrs ______, I have one ball smaller than the other.

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This is the best thread I ever started 🤣🤣🤣

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More gross than funny.
We were working on writing about antibiotics. They were writing about facts and I asked what their fact was from source 3.
“Antibiotics can cure a runny nose and deep throat.”

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I just titled the “End of Year Behavior Agreement” the “End of You Behavior Agreement.” Oops.

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