When a really handsome and strong guy participates in a zoom meeting with me, I have this fantasy of imagining myself being dominated by him. I was still able to keep the meeting professional. ;/

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What if they have little chicken legs?

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Girls literally could not care less about this nonsense. Men only do this for each other.

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Any interest in a fat and ugly guy ready to be dominated?

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New roleplay fantasy: “We both sit in separate rooms, and you give me hard feedback on my recent assignment.” 😂

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Same girl same. Doesn’t even have to be the most conventionally handsome guy in the room, any kind of dominant /commanding presence does that for me. 🤭 Usually not the overly nice guy, for example. (don’t take this as an excuse to be an asshole, just my confession).

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DM the link A1! 😂

I could still tell

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Yum. I have a gorgeous SM on my team and every time he’s on video, I just analyze how perfect his bone structure is to the point where I zone out so your fantasy sounds better lol

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Not gonna lie, same

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I have this prob too— always eyeing the hottest guy on a zoom

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