Why do you think you have 2 kidneys?

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I cackled then my laugh turned into a silent cry

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I’m applying for jobs right now and the recruiter I spoke with today said he’s out next week because his wife is giving birth this weekend, but that he would try to text me later in the week. I was flabbergasted

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Director of strategy is correct, though I see now how my Comment could have been worded more clearly.

And that’s a really good point A1, I had not thought about it that way.

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This!! I stopped using OOO messages unless it’s like weeks away from the office lol otherwise...I’m not that important so your email can wait 🤣

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I just put an OOO and don’t respond to anything. My vacation is my time. They will continue operating without me

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Difference in the salaries is also discernible.

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Cap1: didn’t know Yoshikage Kira was in the bowl

Asian out-of-offices :



(Because no one needs to know that I am out)

(Signed) - An Asian

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I don't even understand what this means

Asian out-of-offices: “I’m undergoing a kidney surgery now but due to bad connection in the operating theatre, please expect a delayed response.

For urgent matters, call me.”

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Ugh this is so true 😢

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The little engine that could.

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We don’t know why we have two, but you can live with one AND if you are a kidney transplant recipient you have three (though only one actually works).

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