Y’all ever see yourself unmirrored on zoom and wonder why a loving god would create such a creature?

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If you hate what you see, you may have self-esteem issues. If you love what you see, you may be a narcissist.

When I see myself, I think “alright, alright, alright.” 👌

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I have to turn it off because

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When I turn it off, my face looks super asymmetrical. Kills my confidence sometimes lol

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Think we get so used to only seeing ourselves mirrored that anything else is super jarring

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I’m Low key vain af

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An incredible reply, if I must say.

Yes - hate it haha

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The real question is what do others see? Mirrored as well or normal?

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They see normal but perceive it in the same way you see your mirrored face.

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Speak for yourself lol

Ignorance is bliss

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I’m pretty happy with what I see…

Oh God YES 🥹

You must not have discovered sleep, water and botox

Swap that booze for some water and some herbal tea my friend. Take care of yourself. You get one face and it doesn’t get younger.

I somehow always have a mustache…and I’m not a mustache kind of guy

At first I thought it was weird, but I didn’t notice after a week

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