You’re on a Zoom call when suddenly the CMO pulls this guys out and begins consulting their “advisor.” What do you do?

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Wait and see if the advisor has any solid ideas.

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Continue admiring myself and how good I look.

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HAHAHA. Ah. This is so true for me

I pull him out too.

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Open up a separate window for LinkedIn
Look up jobs
apply appropriately

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Ask them to drop the album

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I’m not concerned. I’ve been on calls with Fer Machado.

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