Zoom Wrapped:

You had 1,689 Zoom meetings this year.

You were camera off for 754 of those meetings.

You were mic off for 954 of those meetings.

You dozed off in 267 of your meetings.

You used 58 different backgrounds.

You waved “bye” way too many times before signing off.

You did 1 cringy “hang loose” before signing off and should just plain feel ashamed of yourself for that.

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